California

California is a terrible place. Unemployment is high, the state is bankrupt, and the town I grew up in is now fairly ghetto. And it used to be such a nice place. I remember the summers when I was a kid, my friends and I would ride our bikes to the ice cream shop all the time and we'd share a sundae. That ice cream shop is now a horrible Chinese restaurant that likes to give me food poisoning. You never see kids out in the neighborhood anymore. It's too dangerous. I don't even feel comfortable walking the streets alone. There's all these little wimpy gangs that think they're cool and like to rape things. I like to not be raped. It's one of my favorite pastimes.

San Francisco is an awesome city and I love it, but once I'm done with school I'll probably move somewhere much colder. Living in Colorado for a year, I realized that the cold keeps the ghetto folk out. I have no idea why, but it's hilariously good. Of course, depending on where you live, you may have to deal with trailer trash. But they usually keep to themselves.

It's the lesser of two evils.