Swine Flu

Well the panic is finally dying down, but I still see people running around wearing masks. Still, it's great to exploit this almost-pandemic for personal entertainment. Here's some ideas!

1. Cough and sneeze loudly near everyone. Extra points for coughing on them!
2. Put up fake quarantine signs. People are stupid and will believe it.
3. Call your school and tell them you might have the swine flu.
4. Go to the store and announce loudly that people shouldn't buy pork because they'll get the swine flu (again, people are stupid)
5. Call your mom and tell her you're dying of the swine flu (hilarity ensues)

Well that's all I care to think of right now. Congratulations to all you swine flu survivors. You're so hardcore.